Rabu, 9 Oktober 2013

CLeVeR ENGiNeeR

Clever Engineer


A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The mathematician persists and explains that the game is real easy and lots of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The mathematician, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"

This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The mathematician asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the mathematician Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the mathematician "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?"

The mathematician looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the engineer and hands him $50. The engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The mathematician then hits the engineer, saying, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The engineer calmly pulls out his wallet, hands the mathematician five bucks, and goes back to sleep.



Rabu, 10 April 2013

kingsoft office 5.3.4


kingsoft office 5.3.4
dalam percubaan penggunaan software, untuk digunakan dalam n90 Tablet, li mencari alternatif bagi menggunakan software yang dapat menggantikan microsoft office. setakat penggunaan ini, berjalan seperti yang dikehendaki. mudah kata, li berpuas hati menggunakannya.

Li- masih tidak berjaya untuk mencuba masukkan gambar screenshot, belum jumpa kaedahnya dengan menggunakan tablet n90 nie.

Isnin, 8 April 2013

3756/3 : PRINSIP PERAKAUNAN (TiNGKaTaN 5- SPM 2013)



Assalamualaikum...

Maklumat penting dan terkini (8 April 2013) bagi para pelajar tingkatan 5 yang akan mengambil SPM Prinsip Perakaunan pada tahun 2013, soalan kertas 3 sudah dikeluarkan. Sila layari:

a) Cg Narzuki Online
b) Terus ke soalan dan panduan

bagi mengambil soalan kertas 3 yang jangka hayatnya bermula dari 1 April 2013 hingga 30 Jun 2013.

Wassalam.

li- Payah soalan kali ini, kena study lagi...:)

Bermulanya semula...

Dah lama rasanya tidak diupdate blog nie. Macam ada lagi ke tak empunyanya...

Bismillah Ar-Rahman Ar-Rahim.

Sepanjang tahun, dari bulan Januari hingga Mac, dan sedikit April, banyak benda boleh diceritakan. Tapi tak tercerita punya. Cuma sekarang, fokus untuk kawad bulanan badan beruniform (Kadet Bomba dan Penyelamat) 10hb April dan Esok, 9hb April, ada Quiz PNB di PPD. Baru dapat cari peserta, 3 orang, bacaan berdasarkan cadangan sumber rujukan utama di borang penyertaan.

Antara rujukan yang diberikan:
1. Prospektus Induk ASNB
2. Brosur-brosur ASNB
3. www.pnb.com.my, www.bnm.gov.my, www.sc.com.my, www.min.com.my dan www.akpk.org.my
4. Buku teks / buku rujukan Ekonomi, Perdagangan dan Prinsip Akaun (Tingkatan 4 dan 5)
5. Akhbar-akhbar utama tempatan

Bila sahaja melayari laman sesawang seperti yang dicadangkan, baru li tahu yang banyak maklumat berkaitan kewangan yang perli li kuasai. Dan secara tidak langsung, terasa seperti ada baiknya dapat menghantar peserta menyertai pertandingan ini. Apa-apa hal pun, lihatlah esok.

Wassalam.

PS- Banyak benda perlu diterokai, banyak ilmu perlu dikhatami, dan banyak juga pengalaman yang harus diambil pengajaran dan teladan.