6 PRooFS THaT GoLF ISN'T A SPoRT...:)
1. Golf has no stop watches or timers; it can take forever to play one round and usually does.
2. Golf has no gold medals; everyone was so bored with golf at the first Olympics that the game was chucked in a week.
3. Golfers don't wear numbers or uniforms; what kind of sport doesn't have uniform?
4. Golf has no referees; what kind sport trusts the players to the honor system?
5. Golf balls don't move when you're hitting them; how tough can it be?
6. Golfers aren't athletes; what kind of athletes would smoke, drink and eat a hot dog while they're ringh in the middle of a game?
Source: eon&U (November/December 2001)
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