LaGu SMK TeLoK KeRaNG

Sekolah Menengah Telok Kerang,

Sekolah kami bersama,
Berusaha belajar,
Demi kemajuan.

Pandulah bimbinglah,
Ke arah kejayaan,
Bekerjasama bermuhibbah,
Ke arah perpaduan.

Taat kepada sekolah,
Berbakti kepada bangsa,
Berusaha berbakti,
Demi kemajuan negara.

FuN WiTH ENGLiSH

6 PRooFS THaT GoLF ISN'T A SPoRT...:)

1. Golf has no stop watches or timers; it can take forever to play one round and usually does.


2. Golf has no gold medals; everyone was so bored with golf at the first Olympics that the game was chucked in a week.


3. Golfers don't wear numbers or uniforms; what kind of sport doesn't have uniform?


4. Golf has no referees; what kind sport trusts the players to the honor system?


5. Golf balls don't move when you're hitting them; how tough can it be?


6. Golfers aren't athletes; what kind of athletes would smoke, drink and eat a hot dog while they're ringh in the middle of a game?

Source: eon&U (November/December 2001)

Jadual li 2010 (2)

Assalamualaikum..

Li sudah menerima jadual waktu terkini, berkuatkuasa 2 Febuari 2010. Masih lagi memegang kelas 4 Landskap. Namun mengajar hanya tingkatan 4 sahaja, dengan subjek Matematik tiga kelas, Prinsip Akaun satu kelas dan Pendidikan Moral empat kelas (digabungkan menjadi hanya dua kelas sahaja).

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